so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Acid is not a monday night drug
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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