You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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