So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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