WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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