Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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