The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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