I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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