Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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