the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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