So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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