Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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