i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My vagina just clenched in fear
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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