mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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