He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
nutella sex= disaster
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm sobbing to NWA
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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