You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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