Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
