this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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