Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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