Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
sick fucks of a feather flock together
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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