so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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