yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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