So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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