Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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