it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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