Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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