she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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