You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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