And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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