Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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