So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
