On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize