We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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