I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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