I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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