He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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