I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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