Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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