People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
The adults are the big ones right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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