well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It was confusing and full of hummus
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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