i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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