What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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