Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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