its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
