Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
