Already got asked if we're dating
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
