One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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