There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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