so that wasnt chicken after all
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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