Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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