Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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