I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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