You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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