doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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