the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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