if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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