There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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